Seminary- The Spiritual Learning

The second trimester of my junior year on the first day we learned a lot, but throughout the trimester we learned even more! We decided to make a list of the things we had learned throughout that trimester.

Some of them include:

~Mud is not chocolate.

~Ketchup and Mustard should be used on a sundae (corresponded with "spiritual" lesson)

~We're all Ruthless unless you have the name Ruth.

~We're all Scott-free if Scott leaves the room.

~The word "pathetic" can be used in a whole other context.

~If you sing, "'Give,' Said the Little Stream" after drinking a lot of water, it makes you need to go pee.

~Monkeys really won't steal you're Scottish terrier, but beware of the kangaroos.

~If you watch "Phone Call" make sure the FRESHMAN know that calling a
girl "thorough" is NOT a good pick-up line.

~Monkeys really can't fly, but pigs can.

~If a dog caught his tail, he would become a furry donut, with fleas.

~Only cows can pick their noses with their tongues and get away with it.

~If cats are as smart as they look, then I'm really really dumb.

~If superman is the man of steel...doesn't he weigh a lot?